5/11/09
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
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11/24/08- The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
-Ben Stein
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- 11/22/08
- Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.
- -J.R.R. Tolkien
11/17/08
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-Elizabeth Taylor
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11/14/08
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
-Sarah Silverman
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11/13/08
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.
-Euripides
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11/12/08
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last half by our children.
-Clarence Darrow
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11/11/08
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
-Jean Kerr
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11/10/08
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal
