Michael Jackson is my lover.

I am addicted to Hand Sanitizer. I have a costco sized bottle on my desk and I pump a dollop into my hand approximately every 8 minutes. I wouldn't call myself a germ phob, because if I were a germ phob perhaps I could have avoided the nasty bacterial infection that had me laying on my couch for 3 days a couple of weeks ago. Have you ever had an antibiotic injected into your ass cheek? Dear God. That needle made my knees buckle. When it was all said and done, I had 5 of those shots over 4 days and my ass still hurts when I sit a certain way.

What I'm searching for, to tell it straight, I'm trying to build a wall

Tomorrow morning I'm getting up at up a time that should be illegal on Saturdays to go shooting. We recently bought a Glock and I haven't shot it yet. My husband went last week while I was working. I was hesitant for a long time for us to have a gun in the house. I'm not really sure why, I grew up with cannons in our front yard. I've shot almost every gun you can, some illegal now. My favorite was a Mac-11 machine gun. I felt gangsta.

Walking by myself down avenues that reek of time to kill

Tomorrow is a National Day of protest against the discrimination and stripping of civil rights of the gay community. I am overwhelmed by the fact that a majority of Americans are against equality in the name of God. My favorite debate tool of the religious folks is "Whats next, people are going to want to marry their dog, children or a plant?" Well, I'll tell you one thing, I sure hope that one day I win the freedom to marry an orchid, because Orchids are fucking sexy.

If you see me keep going be a pass by waver

I read a post on craig's list under the Barter category this morning that made me very sad. A woman was willing to trade anything she owned, or a service she could provide for a special uniform shirt required by her son's school. She could not afford to purchase the uniform so the child has to wear a uniform provided by the school, which is evidently easily identifiable that you are poor. Its really heartbreaking hearing stories like that, I sure hope Obama gets our Country's head out of its ass really quickly. The shit smell is really starting to get to me.